A Rational Animal

UncategorizedJanuary 03, GMT 11:311 AM

 

Now, if God’s gonna bother to get personally involved in the affairs of puny humans, it’s more likely to look like this:

Mr. Autrey was waiting for the downtown local at 137th Street and Broadway in Manhattan around 12:45 p.m. He was taking his two daughters, Syshe, 4, and Shuqui, 6, home before work.

Nearby, a man collapsed, his body convulsing. Mr. Autrey and two women rushed to help, he said. The man, Cameron Hollopeter, 20, managed to get up, but then stumbled to the platform edge and fell to the tracks, between the two rails.

The headlights of the No. 1 train appeared. “I had to make a split decision,” Mr. Autrey said.

So he made one, and leapt.

Mr. Autrey lay on Mr. Hollopeter, his heart pounding, pressing him down in a space roughly a foot deep. The train’s brakes screeched, but it could not stop in time.

Five cars rolled overhead before the train stopped, the cars passing inches from his head, smudging his blue knit cap with grease. Mr. Autrey heard onlookers’ screams. “We’re O.K. down here,” he yelled, “but I’ve got two daughters up there. Let them know their father’s O.K.” He heard cries of wonder, and applause.

[ . . . ]

Mr. Autrey refused medical help, because, he said, nothing was wrong. He did visit Mr. Hollopeter in the hospital before heading to his night shift. “I don’t feel like I did something spectacular; I just saw someone who needed help,” Mr. Autrey said. “I did what I felt was right.”

Talk about starting the new year with some serious karmic equity. 

 

 

Uncategorized 11:310 AM

 

You know, at some point, God’s really going to get fed up with Pat Robertson continually taking his name in vain.

Apparently, the repulsive little toad used today to offer his predictions for 2007.  Personally, I’d be more likely to bet the farm on Jeanne Dixon, but to each his own, I suppose.  Herewith, here’s Toad Boy’s latest howler:

Pat Robertson said Tuesday God has told him that a terrorist attack on the United States would result in ‘’mass killing'’ late in 2007.

‘’I'm not necessarily saying it’s going to be nuclear,'’ he said during his news-and-talk television show ‘’The 700 Club'’ on the Christian Broadcasting Network. ‘’The Lord didn’t say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that.'’

Robertson said God told him during a recent prayer retreat that major cities and possibly millions of people will be affected by the attack, which should take place sometime after September.

‘Cause, you know, God’s like, so steamed at these major cities Sodom-and-Gomorrah-ish hotbeds of Teh Gay Sex that he can only vent his frustrations in a great fundie orgasmic noo-kyoo-lar blast.  Or something.  (Personally, I’m holding out for a lightning bolt up Toad Boy’s ass.  Teh Gay Sex, indeed . . . .)

 

*Yes, I know that there are multiple versions of the Decalogue, and that the numbering (to say nothing of the substance) of the commandments varies among them.  I was raised in a Protestant fundie household that used the King James Version (and only the KJV) of the Bible, so I still habitually cite them accordingly.

Uncategorized 10:359 AM

 

No wonder this [mal]administration likes new U.N. Secretary General Ban Ki-Moon so much better than predecessor Kofi Annan:

The U.N. has an official stance opposing capital punishment and Ban’s predecessor Kofi Annan reiterated it frequently. The top U.N. envoy in Iraq, Ashraf Qazi, restated it again on Saturday after the former Iraqi dictator was hanged.

Ban, however, took a different approach, never mentioning the U.N. ban on the death penalty in all its international tribunals, and the right to life enshrined in the U.N.’s Universal Declaration of Human Rights.

‘’Saddam Hussein was responsible for committing heinous crimes and unspeakable atrocities against Iraqi people and we should never forget victims of his crime,'’ Ban said in response to a reporter’s question about Saddam’s execution Saturday for crimes against humanity. ‘’The issue of capital punishment is for each and every member state to decide'’ [emphasis added].

Talking points straight from the Oval Office.

In a half-assed attempt at damage control, his spokesperson tried to maintain that his statements represented no departure from established U.N. policy, but were simply "his own nuance" - and then immediately contradicted herself:

‘’The U.N. policy still remains that the organization is not for capital punishment,'’ she said. ‘’However, the way the law is applied in different countries, he left it open to those different countries'’ [emphasis added].
Yeah.  In other words, "those different countries" can cherry-pick which U.N. policies they want to follow.  And among those "different countries" are, of course - wait for it - the U.S. and South Korea.

And in the beer-and-pretzel bar off the Oval Office, there is jubilation and singing tonight.

Uncategorized 10:316 AM

 

It’s semi-official:  Bill’s running for Prez.  No, he hasn’t said so on the record, and I don’t have any information as to when he will say so.  But at last night’s inaugural, I got a response that, to my mind, says that it is indeed a done deal.

And A Rational Animal is now officially joining the "Draft Richardson" movement.  Of the four major Democrats currently considered likely candidates (Clinton, Edwards, Obama, and Richardson, and, yes, I realize that Edwards is officially a candidate), the only one I can currently support is Richardson.  I like both Clinton and Obama, very much - but their time is not yet.  Edwards’s time is not yet, either - and personally, I think he 1) jumped the shark in ‘04, and 2) has permanently damaged his political future by his association with Kerry. 

Regardless, of the four, Richardson is, in my opinion, far and away the best qualified.  And, at least in these early pre-primary days, A Rational Animal’s efforts are best spent backing the best-qualified Democrat.

I’ve blogrolled all of the "Draft Richardson" blogs of which I’m aware.  If you run one that’s not listed, or you know of one that I’ve missed, please post the URL in the comments.