You know, at some point, God’s really going to get fed up with Pat Robertson continually taking his name in vain.

Apparently, the repulsive little toad used today to offer his predictions for 2007.  Personally, I’d be more likely to bet the farm on Jeanne Dixon, but to each his own, I suppose.  Herewith, here’s Toad Boy’s latest howler:

Pat Robertson said Tuesday God has told him that a terrorist attack on the United States would result in ‘’mass killing'’ late in 2007.

‘’I'm not necessarily saying it’s going to be nuclear,'’ he said during his news-and-talk television show ‘’The 700 Club'’ on the Christian Broadcasting Network. ‘’The Lord didn’t say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that.'’

Robertson said God told him during a recent prayer retreat that major cities and possibly millions of people will be affected by the attack, which should take place sometime after September.

‘Cause, you know, God’s like, so steamed at these major cities Sodom-and-Gomorrah-ish hotbeds of Teh Gay Sex that he can only vent his frustrations in a great fundie orgasmic noo-kyoo-lar blast.  Or something.  (Personally, I’m holding out for a lightning bolt up Toad Boy’s ass.  Teh Gay Sex, indeed . . . .)

 

*Yes, I know that there are multiple versions of the Decalogue, and that the numbering (to say nothing of the substance) of the commandments varies among them.  I was raised in a Protestant fundie household that used the King James Version (and only the KJV) of the Bible, so I still habitually cite them accordingly.