Jeebus H. . . .

So the Chimpster’s in another snit, because those nasty, evil terroristappeasingSaddamlovingcommielibfeminazi Democrats won’t give him his surge without question.  (You ask me, a guy can’t get his surge on without the help of terroristappeasingSaddamlovingcommielibfeminazi Democrats, maybe it’s time to break out the little blue pills, but I digress.)  So what does he do?

Why, throws a tantrum, of course.  Otherwise known as "launching a surprise bombing attack on Somalia."  ‘Cause, you know, getting Ethiopia to front for us last week wasn’t, like, strong and firm and unwavering enough.

Bleahhh.  On second thought, maybe he’s already been into the little blue pills.  Ugh.  There’s a visual I don’t need. 

So whaddawe got?  Well, dead civilians.  But, you know, they were scary brown people anyway, and prolly al-Qaeda symps besides.  And pissed-off locals.  But, you know, same answer.  And covert U.S. financing of warlords.  But they’ll give us al-Qaeda!

And what do we get out of all this?

Another insurgency, maybe? 

Meanwhile, back on that other front . . . .