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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I always knew he was poppin’ ‘em like candy! 

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What a juxtaposition, huh?  Especially in light of Maru’s post last week about Wanker Extraordinaire Li’l Julie Crittenden, who is clearly feeling the blinding effects of too many little blue pills.  ("[G]reat American orator"?!  Sweet Jeebus.  Julie, you know your mother warned you:  Too much wanking makes you go blind.  And stupid.)