ARA Chief Bitch and my namesake.  Greenie courtesy of BG & H’s human.

Well, sort of.

The FBSoD has apparently hosed my laptop, which is now undergoing repairs in its own little undisclosed location.  At the moment, I’m reduced to a very old, very clunky, very obsolete substitute.  Formatting may be a little hinky in the meantime, but blogging resumes momentarily.

Oh, and with a little luck, the following three exceptions will be the only things I have to say about the [all-OJ-all-the-time] VA Tech tragedy: 

1) Ismail (Ishmael) in this context undoubtedly is a biblical (OT) reference, NOT a Muslim extremist one.  You know, Abraham, Hagar, adultery, bastardy, Ishmael and Hagar cast out to wander in the wilderness . . . .  Yeah, Schlussel, Malkin, et al., I’m looking at you, you stupid twats.  (Oh, God, that was a mistake.  Somebody hand me the eyeball bleach.)

2) Shut up about evil and selfishness already.  Two fucking words:  Mental illness. 

3) And for the stupid, oblivious, fuckwitted administration, campus cops, local law enforcement, and everyone else who failed this kid for years (to say nothing of his victims) - and, potentially, the manufacturers of whatever meds he was taking (SSRIs in adolescents causing suicidal ideation with paranoia and schizoid tendencies, anyone?) - three fucking words:  res ipsa loquitur.*  Start paying up, bitches.

 

* Lawyerspeak (i.e., Latin) for "the thing speaks for itself."  A fundamental principle of tort law in which, even absent direct evidence, the connection between the act (or failure to act) and the harm is so self-evident as to "speak for itself."